Lermings Will Bite

Mini Alien Abductions

me: maybe it was mini alien abductions
Netta: shut up!
me: oh noes! they took my stapler!!!
ahhhh!!!!
Netta: lol
whom?
me: nooo not my pink highlighter!
the mini aliens
Netta: oh!
lol
me: they're abducting my supplies
Netta: post its are next
watch out
me: if they ever are returned to me, they'll never be the same again
Netta: they'd be slimy
duh
me: the highlighter will be slightly less bright
Netta: and slimy
me: the stapler will staple just a little lefter than intended
Netta: and slimy
me: and the post-its, poor poor post-its wont have the will to stick anymore
Netta: and they'd be slimy

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April 7th, 2010

Solid table that you could dance on if the urge struck you.

Found in the description of a dining table being sold on Craigslist. I’ve added this to my list of “must have” qualities for my future dining table. Don’t worry, I’ve got high ceilings.

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March 6th, 2010

BBC News: Did the discovery of cooking make us human?

To cook is human, to cook well is divine.

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March 3rd, 2010

rock band + hard core nerdery = this video + delighted Lerming

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‘Uh-oh’ does not necessarily indicate felonious intent.

My favorite line from today. Regardless, the judge found the guy who tried to break into my house guilty. Hooray! Huzzah! Wunderbar!

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I use "hella" 10^27 much

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February 21st, 2010

I love Ocean Beach. Happy New Year and Happy Valentine’s Day!

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February 14th, 2010

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February 11th, 2010

A guy tried to break into my house tonight *while* I was at home. Police have come and gone. After a search they think they’ve caught the bastard. Feeling sick to my stomach in the aftermath.

My message to him: FUCK YOU! I AM NOT YOUR VICTIM!

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February 9th, 2010

Ok ok I might have a tiny crush on Michael Buble. The man looks good in a suit and wow that voice…besides, I’m loving this version of the song.

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February 8th, 2010