April 2010
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Mini Alien Abductions
me: maybe it was mini alien abductions
Netta: shut up!
me: oh noes! they took my stapler!!!
ahhhh!!!!
Netta: lol
whom?
me: nooo not my pink highlighter!
the mini aliens
Netta: oh!
lol
me: they're abducting my supplies
Netta: post its are next
watch out
me: if they ever are returned to me, they'll never be the same again
Netta: they'd be slimy
duh
me: the highlighter will be slightly less bright
Netta: and slimy
me: the stapler will staple just a little lefter than intended
Netta: and slimy
me: and the post-its, poor poor post-its wont have the will to stick anymore
Netta: and they'd be slimy
March 2010
4 posts
“Solid table that you could dance on if the urge struck you.”
– Found in the description of a dining table being sold on Craigslist. I’ve added this to my list of “must have” qualities for my future dining table. Don’t worry, I’ve got high ceilings.
BBC News: Did the discovery of cooking make us... →
To cook is human, to cook well is divine.
“‘Uh-oh’ does not necessarily indicate felonious intent.”
– My favorite line from today. Regardless, the judge found the guy who tried to break into my house guilty. Hooray! Huzzah! Wunderbar!
February 2010
6 posts
I use "hella" 10^27 much →
A guy tried to break into my house tonight *while* I was at home. Police have come and gone. After a search they think they’ve caught the bastard. Feeling sick to my stomach in the aftermath.
My message to him: FUCK YOU! I AM NOT YOUR VICTIM!
January 2010
10 posts
Bought a washer and dryer (Does this bring me closer to adulthood? Countermeasures must be made…wanna build a box fort? go puddle jumping? wrapping paper roll fencing?)
Moving shall commence in 7 days…can I start hyperventilating yet?
Drop me into Ikea and within 15 min I forget my original reason for coming here. I think I was shopping for curtains…
WANT. →
“I’m a classisist. I know how to make toga…dammit!”
– Caitlin
December 2009
9 posts
Attended my very first ever belly-dancing class.
Shook it like a salt shaker.
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Currently Reading: Lost in a Good Book by Jasper...
As the Cat grinned and blinked at me with his large green eyes I suddenly realized where I had seen him before.
“You’re the Cheshire Cat, aren’t you?” I asked.
“I was the Cheshire Cat,” he replied with a slightly aggrieved air. “But they moved the county boundaries, so technically speaking I’m now the Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat, but it...
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