Tumblr (3.0; @lerming)http://lerming.com/me: maybe it was mini alien abductions<br /> Netta: shut up!<br /> me: oh noes! they took my stapler!!!<br /> ahhhh!!!!<br /> Netta: lol<br /> whom?<br /> me: nooo not my pink highlighter!<br /> the mini aliens<br /> Netta: oh!<br /> lol<br /> me: they're abducting my supplies<br /> Netta: post its are next<br /> watch out<br /> me: if they ever are returned to me, they'll never be the same again<br /> Netta: they'd be slimy<br /> duh<br /> me: the highlighter will be slightly less bright<br /> Netta: and slimy<br /> me: the stapler will staple just a little lefter than intended<br /> Netta: and slimy<br /> me: and the post-its, poor poor post-its wont have the will to stick anymore<br /> Netta: and they'd be slimyhttp://lerming.com/post/504295853http://lerming.com/post/504295853Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:52:21 -0700“Solid table that you could dance on if the urge struck you.”<br/><br/> - <em>Found in the description of a dining table being sold on Craigslist. I’ve added this to my list of “must have” qualities for my future dining table. Don’t worry, I’ve got high ceilings.</em>http://lerming.com/post/430712190http://lerming.com/post/430712190Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:27:20 -0800<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8543906.stm">BBC News: Did the discovery of cooking make us human? </a>: <p>To cook is human, to cook well is divine.</p>http://lerming.com/post/425723983http://lerming.com/post/425723983Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:58:45 -0800<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qybUFnY7Y8w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>rock band + hard core nerdery = this video + delighted Lerming</p>http://lerming.com/post/425723706http://lerming.com/post/425723706Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:58:35 -0800“‘Uh-oh’ does not necessarily indicate felonious intent.”<br/><br/> - <em>My favorite line from today. Regardless, the judge found the guy who tried to break into my house guilty. Hooray! Huzzah! Wunderbar!</em>http://lerming.com/post/425137754http://lerming.com/post/425137754Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:00:11 -0800<a href="http://theaggie.org/article/uc-davis-student-gives-hella-new-meaning">I use "hella" 10^27 much</a>http://lerming.com/post/404298106http://lerming.com/post/404298106Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:24:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxut8bgy191qabvlbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love Ocean Beach. Happy New Year and Happy Valentine’s Day!</p>http://lerming.com/post/389668336http://lerming.com/post/389668336Sun, 14 Feb 2010 14:59:14 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxpsg2Z3jO1qabvlbo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lerming.com/post/385062557http://lerming.com/post/385062557Thu, 11 Feb 2010 21:55:13 -0800<p>A guy tried to break into my house tonight *while* I was at home. Police have come and gone. After a search they think they&#8217;ve caught the bastard. Feeling sick to my stomach in the aftermath.</p> <p>My message to him: FUCK YOU! I AM NOT YOUR VICTIM!</p>http://lerming.com/post/381473067http://lerming.com/post/381473067Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:55:24 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HyIHQFfj7UI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Ok ok I <i>might </i>have a tiny crush on Michael Buble. The man looks good in a suit and wow that voice…besides, I’m loving this version of the song.</p>http://lerming.com/post/379487229http://lerming.com/post/379487229Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:00:45 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxfv08ISii1qabvlbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fresh flowers, baguette and cheese from the Cheese Board, and hot coffee = <em>very</em> happy Lerming = purrrrr….</p>http://lerming.com/post/374706566http://lerming.com/post/374706566Sat, 06 Feb 2010 13:13:10 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwy4z8xDpb1qabvlbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fenders successfully added to my bike and I have the greasy grimey hands to prove it :) how satisfying!</p>http://lerming.com/post/357566857http://lerming.com/post/357566857Wed, 27 Jan 2010 23:33:02 -0800<p>Bought a washer and dryer (Does this bring me closer to adulthood? Countermeasures must be made&#8230;wanna build a box fort? go puddle jumping? wrapping paper roll fencing?)</p> <p>Moving shall commence in 7 days&#8230;can I start hyperventilating yet?</p>http://lerming.com/post/350020870http://lerming.com/post/350020870Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:23:29 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwkn3siE4K1qabvlbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t know who she is but I really like her!</p>http://lerming.com/post/345065038http://lerming.com/post/345065038Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:37:07 -0800<p>Drop me into Ikea and within 15 min I forget my original reason for coming here. I think I was shopping for curtains&#8230;</p>http://lerming.com/post/338290859http://lerming.com/post/338290859Sat, 16 Jan 2010 17:57:03 -0800<a href="http://recombu.com/news/parrot-ardrone-iphone-controlled-helicopter-leaves-us-speechless_M11288.html">WANT.</a>http://lerming.com/post/321011114http://lerming.com/post/321011114Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:13:54 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nQddapeaIRw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Fiona Apple + Nickel Creek</p>http://lerming.com/post/319524230http://lerming.com/post/319524230Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:59:56 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9WiEUuBDR5A?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Emiliana Torrini - To Be Free</p> <p>It shouldn’t hurt me to be free <br/> It’s what I really need <br/> To pull myself together</p>http://lerming.com/post/319524159http://lerming.com/post/319524159Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:59:52 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ymXPT62lYMI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Amos Lee - Arms of a Woman</p> <p>I know, there aint nothing out there.<br/> I’m still afraid to turn on the lights.</p>http://lerming.com/post/319524069http://lerming.com/post/319524069Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:59:46 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0B4JP6bX7fo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Argentinean Tango</p> <p>Beautiful. Considering picking this back up. Know of any places in/near Berkeley? Why Berkeley you ask? :) I’m moving there.</p>http://lerming.com/post/319504459http://lerming.com/post/319504459Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:37:55 -0800